老婆大人3

法庭人員A：現在是2009年5月27日上年x時x分x秒上庭，案件編號KC1234567890987654321，梁X成﹝身份證：Z22xxxx(x)﹞，電話：9xx96xx2，性別：男，1981年12月19日出生，沒有不良嗜好，喜歡足球籃球結他貓狗魚，2004年畢業於城市大學某學系及認識友人鄒X強，林奕X，X嘉偉等人﹝與本案無關﹞。被告於200x年x月x日x時x分x秒於地球中國香港特別行政區某處公眾地方，在沒有申報及懷疑影響他人情況下，當眾用其左手指尾，進入其右邊鼻孔，其原因不明，你認唔認罪？

我：‧‧‧‧‧‧認罪。

法官：罪名成立

主控：案件內容：被告於200x年x月x日x時x分x秒於地球中國香港特別行政區某處公眾地方，在沒有申報及懷疑影響他人情況下，當眾用其左手尾指，進入其右邊鼻孔，証人有兩位，同時認為此人面目樣衰，引致証人1及証人2受驚及立即停步以避免被被告挖出之鼻屎彈到，而當時証人1與被告的最近離約1呎半，証人2與被告的最近距離約1呎。

法官：你同唔同意。

我：﹝咁都得？唔同意好撚煩，反正都係罰錢，同意把啦。﹞我同意法官大人。

法庭人員A：第二項罪名，你當時挖鼻屎時將一部流動電話放於左邊耳邊講電話，你認唔認罪？

法官：你認唔認罪？

我：﹝今次咁簡短既？﹞冇喎，唔認罪。

﹝法官面色一沉﹞

我心諗呢次捉虫了，認左咪好囉，唔使再煩，但我記得我係冇講嘛，致於有冇影響阿婆過馬路，呢個真係有D古惑，差婆幫我落口供時明明話係“影響”，我問佢我當時點影響佢乜都唔講，咁我梗係話當時乜都冇安全情況下駛過，到今時今日我認了罪，先知案情同我所知既有出入。冇既，你有時間有金錢，咪同佢既權威玩下囉。

法官大人，我錯了！SOBBING！﹝HAPPY？﹞

吾爾開希﹝男定女？﹞

最近好多六四既新聞﹝或者叫舊聞﹞，都會見到呢條友，吾爾開希。呢條友聽講現定居台北，有家庭有事業，睇似都係已經淡出政治了。咁每年逢六四香港台灣都會有悼念會，都會牽起一連串話題，以當年既學生領袖黎講吾爾開希當然係必然被訪問對象之一。

琴日係火車廂內螢光幕見到佢，佢講左好多睇法，但態度好明顯係溫和左，內容大致係“批評代表關心”，正當我留心聽佢UP乜既同時，點知聽到兩位年約三十既女士既對話如下：

女士A：「嘩，佢以前係個靚仔黎嫁，你睇下而家？」
女士B：「好肥呀，影響晒個形象呀，好心唔好播出黎啦。」

諗落真係幾搞鬼，六四係乜又如何，死幾多人又關你咩事？不如諗下今晚D電視劇或者去邊度吃飯好過啦。唔好話教育下一代，好多而家呢一代都唔係好知六四係D乜。但靠政府去教育咪又係o徒氣，考完試乜都唔記得啦！DKLM！

you were always on my mind

recently keep looping this "you were always on my mind" Wille Nelson version.

and we like to quote these two lines:
"tell me tell me that p's sweet love hasnt died."
"give me give me one more chance to keep p satisfied to keep p satisfied."

it is always easy to get into that kind of love song when you thinking yourself as the singer of the song, and then enjoy it, sounds like she is listening the same in a faraway place. but the reality is not the same she is actually wohoo with someone else. so love songs always impress people but indeed a kind of consolation? anyway the song is just too good.

you were always on my mind
you were always on my mind
you were always on my mind

fair dealing?

let me be your freedom let daylight dry your tears......
i am here nothing can harm you, my words will warm and calm you......

the truth is always awful, the truth is always not the same as what you thought, the truth is always ugly. i am not smartest person in the world, sure, but you cannt help I always have a clear mind on what is happening, that maybe very simple but sometimes people is losing this intrinsic ability to see things, especially who fall in love.

like some of my friends, they told me about their story, they would like to share with me that will be my pleasure i am not intending to expose it in anyway but just point out what i feel on a less conflicting way.

that is no more simple that girl always wanted to have a mr right. what should a mr. right have? concluding the idea so far, he should have first of all bright future, a lot of interest, preferably handsome, sense of humour and family oriented (sounds like JobDB ads) but i dont see anything except rich. alright it is fair people to have choice, but when you need a brad pitt you are supposing you are angelina? remember golden to golden silver to silver steel to steel theory. too much excuses i hear and and i feel bored to hear and investigate it.

how ridiculous if you think you should use yourself as a reward to just a mobile phone? yup, everything should have its value or price but sorry not compatible to your virginity. and you think yourself that cheap? come on wake up little girl! maybe once the price goes up to million then we should re-consider the offer. it links to another story, jeff always be defensive when talking about all the ugly fact both taxi and me admit and realize, especially those pop idols scandal, "not all like that ga!! there must be still good people!" sorry we dont need to care about this because you can never understand the feeling when a rich man throw a million on your face. but the reality is just you can see.

Best Original Story Juno

Who said Juno was boring is just being blind or suck in mind. Ellen Page is an excellent actress her performance in the movie is too shining and freshing. she totally expressed the characters of the girl the author want to sell to the audiences. you're a dick! I like it! Cute Real straight foward, the way she talks, the attitude she shows, all not look like a 16 years old girl. it is too good. below is the conversation between Juno and her dad in the movie they were apparently talking about love. it suits my topic here.

Juno MacGuff: I'm just like losing my faith with humanity.
Mac MacGuff: Can you can narrow that down or me?
Juno MacGuff: I just wonder if like, two people can ever stay together for good.
Mac MacGuff: You mean like couples?
Juno MacGuff: Yeah, like people in love.
Mac MacGuff: Are you having boy troubles? Because I gotta be honest with you; I don't much approve of dating in your condition, 'cause well... that's kind of messed up.
Juno MacGuff: Dad, no!
Mac MacGuff: Well, it's kind of skanky. Isn't that what you girls call it? Skanky? Skeevy?
Juno MacGuff: Please stop.
Mac MacGuff: [persisting] Tore up from the floor up?
Juno MacGuff: That's not what it's about. I just need to know that it's possible that two people can stay happy together forever.
Mac MacGuff: Well, it's not easy, that's for sure. Now, I may not have the best track record in the world, but I have been with your stepmother for 10 years now and I'm proud to say that we're very happy.
[Juno nods]
Mac MacGuff: Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.
Juno MacGuff: Yeah. And I think I've found that person.
Mac MacGuff: Yeah sure you have - your old D-A-D! You know I'll always be there to love you and support you no matter what kind of pickle you're in... Obviously.