Explorer 2

bought the first luxury watch in my life last week. feel like throwing the money into the black hole. but why still have to buy? i dont know. just my dad insisted to buy me for attending my bro's wedding banquet next month. anyway hopefully my bro will become more mature and know how to be a good person in the future. family has given him everything he should have care, support and warm.

Christian the sentimental animal

my teardrop came down after watching Christian the lion ran to hug and nuzzle his former masters. i watched it so many times over and over. i think of my dogs suddenly and then miss their passionate welcome to me when i arrive home every time. how pure is the love between man and animals even we have no common language but why there are so many conflicts between humans.

"Love shows no limits and true friendships last a lifetime"

purple ankle

前兩日打波不小心再次咬柴，之後立刻腫晒，現在睇起黎漲左兩倍。睇左兩日跌打好返小小，而家勉強可以行路，瘀血開始散既原固，而家成隻腳變成紫色。呢排跑唔到步，打唔到波，個人好DRY！好似D人話要出去玩一樣姐。

呢排都算黑仔，上星期日本佬到訪，幾日來都係外面食，星期四佢地走左個晚，肚疴左成晚，仲發埋燒。最後要打左兩支吊針同食左幾個藥先無事，我都係。

NZ4777

新車車牌出了，係NZ4777，感覺唔好, 所以明天再抽過。

明天睇波，聽講好似會有幾萬人，最搞笑係當梁超吹雞話想睇但不小心洩露賓仔都去之後，九西們東奔西走，我們都係.......

上星期跑了18公里，今個星期目標係27公里。

one night in 墾丁 我留(流)下許多情(X)！

我講既情係對KENTING既美的情，對大自然既情，對動植物既情，對當地風土人情既情﹝港女們看到此標題一定認為我在說賤東西﹞。

講留情或流米青﹝取諧音姐，我好彭拜的﹞，實屬玩野，係用MC HOTDOG的一句，佢亦係用陳昇的一句"one night in beijing我留下許多情"，陳昇好野！但玩野得黎好中點，因為以上包括本人都應該係感情既動物，嗚嗚。

呢幾日係墾丁我都用好多時間自己行，做左獨行俠，可能比其他同行trip友感覺怪怪的，但我能夠看到的欣賞到的可能比他們一夥兒慢慢走的更多。除左咁我好多時都同當地車我地周圍去既司機不斷吹水，但我不是social，請勿誤會，本人不太會social，亦很討厭social，只要一感受到跟別人的對話有social成份，我便會很快用我能用的方法把對話終止，當然工作時要用到的套話是無法避免的而已。台灣南部人比台灣北部人熱情，是台灣南部人多數的說法；台灣南部其實都係郊區，當地平均人民教育水平都比北部的要低，收入亦然，所以有句話是：台灣北部人看不起台灣南部人，台灣南部人不喜歡台彎北部人。那個司機大哥很搞笑，第一天我們還是會有點陌生，聊到的都是一些那裏好玩那裏怎樣怎樣的話題。第二天﹝其實是本人是次旅行最後一天了﹞再見面的時候已經感覺熟絡了，因為之前一整天我主要都跟他吹水，戲肉來了，他談女生。他在發表他對不同女生的意見，由東部到墾丁，再由台南走上台北，然後是台中的"外表打扮很淑女，但一上到牀很狂野"最另他心醉。除了地區性分析女生外，我們大家都談到時下男女關係太隨便，感歎真愛難尋。佢三十幾歲，未婚，但有固定女友(應該是吧)，抽煙抽得很多，攪到我也陪他抽了不少。

我們並不只是講女的。台灣強制要當軍一年，以前兩年，我也問了很多關於呢方面既野。仲有講下陳水扁咁囉，還有衣食住行，大家都很談得來。但最後我冇佢咭片，本身佢比左我，但同行朋友問我要他contact我只好給他們，所以算了吧。

「幾多錢呀？」係我呢幾日聽得最多既一個問題。我好質疑，如果有條友同你講佢打份工冇3餅野一個月唔好叫佢返工，而佢又為左幾十蚊既差別傾左成晚，咁佢係吹水定係精打細算，嘿。冇見識，不求甚解，造作，冇氣質，冇身材，冇氣度，眼光短淺，斤斤計較，無知，幼稚，就係綜合我對港女既觀察所得既結論。

我自己提早兩日走可能讓其他人感覺很差，但沒辦法，打風，加上要玩的都玩了，要看的都看了，始終回家感覺最舒服。

Ayukawa!

我最喜愛既動畫橙路既主題曲2"Orange Mystery" 主唱: Nagashima Hideyuki, episodes 20-36播既就係呢隻，好懷念。橙路TV series係我唯一一套買左而好好收藏既anime。

Ayukawa就好自然成為個個時代我心中既女神，外冷內熱，就好似wiki中講既"The archetypical "kimagure" (whimsical) character".

超能力，ayukawa，jingoro, 搞笑又浪漫既情節，另我一次又一次重播呢套ORANGE ROAD.

Serena HWS 2.0

after a long and detailed survey and consultation that one (exactly that color) is our final decision for the next MPV. diu, what i found is many people have chosen the same color as me that i guess it called deep magenta really the hottest choice!! but i think this time i really make a good choice because compare with noah it is really better, cheaper price, more spacious, smarter, etc. but more funny thing is whatever car you buy you will find many people or forum which support their own choice. i never think about serena until feeling disappointed on toyota noah test so much. now all of us are wohooing especially my bro he is busy on planing how change or upgrade it even it will only arrive not earlier than end of oct. with car with house then you will find you have difference when knowing a girl telling her what you have and make yourself more adorable or confident, is that what i want to have? but i am sure the reality is that you cannt remove that kind of feeling to nil. at least you cannt just say like or dislike someone but also their background. apparently it includes what you have, choose a car, choose a house, choose which floor, choose television brand, choose a job, choose a girl, but why i need to choose so much, i chose not to choose, i chose something else, and the reason? who needs reason if you ve got a rosa?

Redeemer

after watching this my tears almost drop down, pan son must have blood tear already. this is just a too sensational and touching video i ve ever watched. running marathon to a normal man is not easy, dont mention running ironman triathlon, dont even think of carrying a man and finish that. is that the power of love? pk san always mention the power of love so can he do that? how great this story is!



And I know my Redeemer lives
I know my Redeemer lives
Let all creations testify
Let this life within me cry
I know my Redeemer

Crush

this is another time i have the feeling of crush see below.

"I'm doing good, am working for xxxxxx (the crayon company) doing R&D.
And I'm getting married in October and wedding banquet will be in April next year, will be in HK around that time?"

OK, i dont need to know but just strolled down the page and saw this message written to one of her friend.

here comes my favourite quote from cashback: a strong and unreasoning but transitory attachment

but is it really transitory? or recognise her child after leaving her 60 years? come on you dont need to know!!

alright, love is love......(I hate that song!)

當愛已成往事

當愛已成往事，兩年前的書展，今日的六百元罰款，都已成往事。

好無聊

繼續小小鳥，今次自己彈下。今晚踢波, 姐夫同的士兩條仆街放飛機。攞場時BOBO用張唔假既場紙去趕班細路走，之後班細路唔信要睇清楚，BOBO就兇佢地，結果淫威得逞了，但姜姜同我都覺得好羞家好無品，不過又點，屌佢都費時，照踢。

明天上庭，好似好勁，實則小事到唔小事，兩個九西，對三個証人，及兩名鄰居，及三名小孩，點玩？乜都唔理了，到時先算啦，認唔認都係多餘。喂，香港之所以成為世界上最安全既地方之一，就係法治嘛，係既，當我唔好彩。唯有講句，法律面前，窮人唯忍，以洩不滿。

我是一只小小鳥

很吻合現在我的心情的一首歌，趙傳版本應該是最好的，但小齊有唱過，沒辦法，都要用佢的。

連續落左兩日雨，令本來憂郁的心情更加憂郁，生活開始頹廢起來，不過還不是兩日，明天又要同時間賽跑，搵食去。

肥牛突然打比我，話返左黎，很久沒見了，想話出黎，但最後也沒有見到面，只係同佢係電話傾左都幾耐下，以前細個既老友，有D仲有聯絡，有D失左縱，能夠維繫係好似街上既美女咁，買少見少。不過人就係咁，有既時間，一係就算到盡，最後朋友都冇晒，跟住搞下D小圈子，美其名就話大家好熟好老友，查實內裏人情紙咁薄，真正對你好既朋友有幾個？多謝肥牛呢個電話，可能佢無九聊打比我，但對我來說好像我還未被忘記。

山無陵, 天地合, 才敢與君絶

damn, the blog is banned when you are accessing in mainland, what a shame! that is why the frequency of using this is dropped...

next should try that song by the keyboard then i could ask my bro to use guitar to jam this one.

that poem is wrote by 李清照, today afternoon keung beer told me he got this funny stuff which is composed of two pieces of wood but you never separate it. that is why the poem is there. means you never sort it out! but i am more interested in that poem. the first time i hear that was from 還珠格格！

可憐的燕子

話我家門口來了一對燕子。牠們在附近已視察了一段日子，正準備築起牠們的愛巢。我家口門的詹蓬有幸地被信相是吉祥物之一的燕子選中了。過了些日子，巢完成了，小鳥出生了。多虧燕子父母每天辛勤地照顧初生的燕子嬰兒，小燕子正莊拙地成長起來。雖然已有兩隻小燕子從巢中墮下，其餘成員好像不在乎，依然啾啾的叫過不停，似乎要生存的欲望比死去的弟兄來得緊要。

可惜好境不常，今天發生了意外。一名不小心的貨車司機，在倒車的時候，沒有留意到車頂的高度，把我家的詹蓬撞到，燕子巢整個從大約有十呎高的高處掉下來，成為爛泥一遍。我怎能相信剩下的兩只小燕子居然還能生存，鳥巢保護了牠們？還是神跡？我的弟弟用紙皮做了個臨時的家給小燕子，再掛在相同位置，以確保燕子爸媽能繼續養育牠們。今晚燕子爸媽依舊準時的回來，只是對這個新的巢感到陌生，希望小燕子能平安渡過吧。

最可悲的是那個司機，以為用錢了事可以補償一切，還有就是我的媽媽，都沒有當這一回事，反而心疼被撞毀了的詹蓬而不是燕子們。

有人說燕子很懂選擇合適的地方築巢，看來凡事都有例外。

老婆大人3

法庭人員A：現在是2009年5月27日上年x時x分x秒上庭，案件編號KC1234567890987654321，梁X成﹝身份證：Z22xxxx(x)﹞，電話：9xx96xx2，性別：男，1981年12月19日出生，沒有不良嗜好，喜歡足球籃球結他貓狗魚，2004年畢業於城市大學某學系及認識友人鄒X強，林奕X，X嘉偉等人﹝與本案無關﹞。被告於200x年x月x日x時x分x秒於地球中國香港特別行政區某處公眾地方，在沒有申報及懷疑影響他人情況下，當眾用其左手指尾，進入其右邊鼻孔，其原因不明，你認唔認罪？

我：‧‧‧‧‧‧認罪。

法官：罪名成立

主控：案件內容：被告於200x年x月x日x時x分x秒於地球中國香港特別行政區某處公眾地方，在沒有申報及懷疑影響他人情況下，當眾用其左手尾指，進入其右邊鼻孔，証人有兩位，同時認為此人面目樣衰，引致証人1及証人2受驚及立即停步以避免被被告挖出之鼻屎彈到，而當時証人1與被告的最近離約1呎半，証人2與被告的最近距離約1呎。

法官：你同唔同意。

我：﹝咁都得？唔同意好撚煩，反正都係罰錢，同意把啦。﹞我同意法官大人。

法庭人員A：第二項罪名，你當時挖鼻屎時將一部流動電話放於左邊耳邊講電話，你認唔認罪？

法官：你認唔認罪？

我：﹝今次咁簡短既？﹞冇喎，唔認罪。

﹝法官面色一沉﹞

我心諗呢次捉虫了，認左咪好囉，唔使再煩，但我記得我係冇講嘛，致於有冇影響阿婆過馬路，呢個真係有D古惑，差婆幫我落口供時明明話係“影響”，我問佢我當時點影響佢乜都唔講，咁我梗係話當時乜都冇安全情況下駛過，到今時今日我認了罪，先知案情同我所知既有出入。冇既，你有時間有金錢，咪同佢既權威玩下囉。

法官大人，我錯了！SOBBING！﹝HAPPY？﹞

吾爾開希﹝男定女？﹞

最近好多六四既新聞﹝或者叫舊聞﹞，都會見到呢條友，吾爾開希。呢條友聽講現定居台北，有家庭有事業，睇似都係已經淡出政治了。咁每年逢六四香港台灣都會有悼念會，都會牽起一連串話題，以當年既學生領袖黎講吾爾開希當然係必然被訪問對象之一。

琴日係火車廂內螢光幕見到佢，佢講左好多睇法，但態度好明顯係溫和左，內容大致係“批評代表關心”，正當我留心聽佢UP乜既同時，點知聽到兩位年約三十既女士既對話如下：

女士A：「嘩，佢以前係個靚仔黎嫁，你睇下而家？」
女士B：「好肥呀，影響晒個形象呀，好心唔好播出黎啦。」

諗落真係幾搞鬼，六四係乜又如何，死幾多人又關你咩事？不如諗下今晚D電視劇或者去邊度吃飯好過啦。唔好話教育下一代，好多而家呢一代都唔係好知六四係D乜。但靠政府去教育咪又係o徒氣，考完試乜都唔記得啦！DKLM！

you were always on my mind

recently keep looping this "you were always on my mind" Wille Nelson version.

and we like to quote these two lines:
"tell me tell me that p's sweet love hasnt died."
"give me give me one more chance to keep p satisfied to keep p satisfied."

it is always easy to get into that kind of love song when you thinking yourself as the singer of the song, and then enjoy it, sounds like she is listening the same in a faraway place. but the reality is not the same she is actually wohoo with someone else. so love songs always impress people but indeed a kind of consolation? anyway the song is just too good.

you were always on my mind
you were always on my mind
you were always on my mind

fair dealing?

let me be your freedom let daylight dry your tears......
i am here nothing can harm you, my words will warm and calm you......

the truth is always awful, the truth is always not the same as what you thought, the truth is always ugly. i am not smartest person in the world, sure, but you cannt help I always have a clear mind on what is happening, that maybe very simple but sometimes people is losing this intrinsic ability to see things, especially who fall in love.

like some of my friends, they told me about their story, they would like to share with me that will be my pleasure i am not intending to expose it in anyway but just point out what i feel on a less conflicting way.

that is no more simple that girl always wanted to have a mr right. what should a mr. right have? concluding the idea so far, he should have first of all bright future, a lot of interest, preferably handsome, sense of humour and family oriented (sounds like JobDB ads) but i dont see anything except rich. alright it is fair people to have choice, but when you need a brad pitt you are supposing you are angelina? remember golden to golden silver to silver steel to steel theory. too much excuses i hear and and i feel bored to hear and investigate it.

how ridiculous if you think you should use yourself as a reward to just a mobile phone? yup, everything should have its value or price but sorry not compatible to your virginity. and you think yourself that cheap? come on wake up little girl! maybe once the price goes up to million then we should re-consider the offer. it links to another story, jeff always be defensive when talking about all the ugly fact both taxi and me admit and realize, especially those pop idols scandal, "not all like that ga!! there must be still good people!" sorry we dont need to care about this because you can never understand the feeling when a rich man throw a million on your face. but the reality is just you can see.

Best Original Story Juno

Who said Juno was boring is just being blind or suck in mind. Ellen Page is an excellent actress her performance in the movie is too shining and freshing. she totally expressed the characters of the girl the author want to sell to the audiences. you're a dick! I like it! Cute Real straight foward, the way she talks, the attitude she shows, all not look like a 16 years old girl. it is too good. below is the conversation between Juno and her dad in the movie they were apparently talking about love. it suits my topic here.

Juno MacGuff: I'm just like losing my faith with humanity.
Mac MacGuff: Can you can narrow that down or me?
Juno MacGuff: I just wonder if like, two people can ever stay together for good.
Mac MacGuff: You mean like couples?
Juno MacGuff: Yeah, like people in love.
Mac MacGuff: Are you having boy troubles? Because I gotta be honest with you; I don't much approve of dating in your condition, 'cause well... that's kind of messed up.
Juno MacGuff: Dad, no!
Mac MacGuff: Well, it's kind of skanky. Isn't that what you girls call it? Skanky? Skeevy?
Juno MacGuff: Please stop.
Mac MacGuff: [persisting] Tore up from the floor up?
Juno MacGuff: That's not what it's about. I just need to know that it's possible that two people can stay happy together forever.
Mac MacGuff: Well, it's not easy, that's for sure. Now, I may not have the best track record in the world, but I have been with your stepmother for 10 years now and I'm proud to say that we're very happy.
[Juno nods]
Mac MacGuff: Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.
Juno MacGuff: Yeah. And I think I've found that person.
Mac MacGuff: Yeah sure you have - your old D-A-D! You know I'll always be there to love you and support you no matter what kind of pickle you're in... Obviously.

無聊的時光

《我的1997》，艾敬真的唱得好聽。好似講故仔，好似同你傾計咁，好親切。同埋佢把聲好聽，好清好純，民謠歌手嘛。香港香港怎麼那麼香！1997快些到吧！和他去看午夜場！呢幾日係咁聽住呢隻歌。但現在已經2009了，艾敬已不是當時的少女了。不過佢個樣比佢年紀少，大概只有30出頭。艾敬其實都幾靚，比起香港一些唱作人，美其名實則靠樣混飯食，艾敬真係有樣有才華喇。

BBQ之鬼

忍唔住要post下D美食相，新屋入伙後呢排係咁燒野食，冇既，玩下姐，有地方有乜所謂。拿，呢次用海鮮黎BBQ，大受好評後，我呢個BBQ之鬼仲唔出晒名。

that i would be good?

That I would be good even if I did nothing
That I would be good even if I got the thumbs down
That I would be good if I got and stayed sick
That I would be good even if I gained ten pounds

That I would be fine even if I went bankrupt
That I would be good if I lost my hair and my youth
That I would be great if I was no longer queen
That I would be grand if I was not all knowing

That I would be loved even when I numb myself
That I would be good even when I am overwhelmed
That I would be loved even when I was fuming
That I would be good even if I was clingy

That I would be good even if I lost sanity
That I would be good
Whether with or without you

Isn't it too ironic?

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic... don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic... don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out

Source: lyrics of the song "Ironic" by Alanis Morissette

100問

規則：當你比人tag左，就要答晒呢100條問題關於你既野。最後tag俾另外20個人。你必須tag返tag左你的那個人。如果我tag左你，即係我想認識你更深。分享

001. 介紹自己時會叫自己:------阿成
002. 講出自己全名會否唔自在:------唔會
003. 鐘意男/女朋友叫你咩:------冇所謂
004. 鐘意叫自己男/女朋友做咩:-----是但
005. 而家呢個歲數 ,覺唔覺好老:------唔覺
006. 鐘意自己係整齊既靚牙定係可愛既爆牙:------我都算整齊
007. 鐘意阿爸定阿媽:------both
008. 對上一次玩既動物:------狗同貓
009. 寧願做狗定人:------做貓好過做人，不過睇下你做邊個，例如楊獸性
010. 今日既天氣如何:------晴
011. 鐘唔鐘意落雨懶型唔帶遮:------唔關型唔型事，但唔鍾意帶
012. 如果落雨無遮而隔離有個靚仔/女話遮埋你會說:------OK!
013. 如果自己同性戀，會選擇戀人是:------同你老味
014. 如果玩３play(或更多)．對象會是:------呢個難答，要問姐夫
015. 食腸粉鐘意甜醬定麻醬:------both
016. 如果女人 ,鐘意可愛男還是男人味男:------電車男
017. 如果男人 ,鐘意可愛女還是女人味女:----- 索女
018. 如果自己個BB係隻怪獸 ,會否沖落廁所:------痴線
019. 鐘意攬定係鐘意錫:------扑
020. condom會鐘意strawberry定chocolate味:------問CP，佢應該會答咩都試下
022. msn online status多數是:------online
023. msn最常談的人:-----都係個幾個
024. 上得最多的網:------都係個幾個
025. 現在最想殺的人:------打打殺殺...
026. 現在最愛的人:-----what is love anyway?
027. 現在最掛念的人:------小錐
028. 現在想做的事:------返屋企hea
029. 可以時光倒流 ,想回到那時:------古時
030. 鐘意左手寫字還是右手:------中間個隻
031. 會否用腳趾夾人:------夾WHAT?!
032. 坐車隔離條友訓落你度 ,你會:------屌七佢﹝索女除外﹞
033. 會否睇戲睇到喊:------極少
034. 承上題 ,咩戲:------the world's fastest indian/the water horse
035. 暫時來說一生裡最愛的人:------家人同女
036. 暫時來說一生裡最憎的人:------冇
037. 身上有重要的東西嗎:------細佬
038. 剛才食左:------冇食早餐,WAOOO
039. 剛才飲左: ------冇, SOBBING
040. 剛才聽既歌:------i believe when i fall in love with you it will be forever
041. 剛才睇既電視:------2009 ATP BNP Paribas Open Federer vs Karlovic
042. 每日返工/學 ,幾耐可出門:------睇下邊度出發
043. 會常遲到嗎:------冇遲到呢回事
044. 會常逃學/工嗎:------冇諗過
045. 對上一次逃係幾時:-----未試過
046. 砌過最多既砌圖是幾多塊:------2000
047. 那是什麼圖案:------風景
048. 電話繩是什麼:------唔用
049. 電話桌面是:------Nokia
050. 電腦桌面呢:------風景
051. 鐘意沙灘還是山頂:------兩樣都鍾意過真係
]052. 有看過流星嗎:------有
053. 分手前最後的說話 ,希望是:------我愛你
054. 分手前最後做的事 ,希望是:------我愛你
055. 現在最想擁有:------porsche or benz
056. 可以不停聽都唔悶既歌:------係呀係呀
057. 唱K喜歡做的事:------改歌詞
058. 享受唔開心嗎:------乜LUN野呀?
059. 唔開心時最like做:------爆下粗
060. 有寫日記的習慣嗎:------寫blog
061. 若比人偷睇左會點:------diu 7 kui
062. 最心痛的是:------細佬屌七老豆，或老豆老母閙交
063. 若個阿叔係升降機內放屁你會:------diu kui
064. 若有阿叔自認放屁你會:------再diu
065. 若有阿叔谷個屁出黎放 ,聽到ｄ聲你會:------打九佢
066. 上一次內疚係幾時:------比流血更難受
067. 上一次講大話:------你知我唔講大話，我講大話會喊
068. 家裡有多少人:------5個
069. 鐘唔鐘意新特首:------佢都幾...
070. 你對人生的看法:------想認真答要答好耐，都係咁啦
071. 你還想做人嗎:------痴線!
072. 死之前要做既事:------食好重要
073. 最得人驚的死去方法:------馬上風
074. 希望自己點死:------老死
075. 現在最令你擔心的事:------搵唔到錢
076. 短期目標:------買xbox
077. 長期目標:------行得走得
078. 會否結婚:------應該會
079. 會否生仔:------應該會
080. 影相最鐘意:------索女
081. 鐘唔鐘意豹紋:------WHAT?
082. 鐘意粉紅色嗎:------鐘意
084. M記鐘意食咩:------是但
085. 會買車嗎將來:------都會既
086. 可以即時"必"到眼淚嗎:------CP?!
087. 可以忍笑嗎:------忍你老味
088. 一天最多可沖涼多小次:------你鍾意幾多次都得啦
089. 腸胃炎的話 ,你寧願狂痾定狂嘔:------有得揀咩?
090. 望一望你的底褲是什麼色:------關你撚事呀
091. 有否剃毛呀今日:------剃鬍子
092. 有冇用止汗濟or香水:------冇
093. 你相信自己可以打死一個人嗎:------係呀係呀係呀
094. 如果你可以問一條問題 ,你會問咩:------what is love anyway?
095. 怕什麼生物:------港女
096. 機舖打波波 ,最高紀錄幾大力:------未玩過
097. 而家聽緊既歌 ,唱緊果句歌詞:------冇聽
098. 知唔知諗100條問題有幾辛苦:------挑, 關我撚事
099. 這100題來自:------咁冇創意, 多數唔會係CP
100. 對這100問題的感想:------nothing

港男即係電車男？

diu, 呢個講港女既續集拍得好求其。

1. PETER唔代表港男，佢好明顯係比鋼鐵還鋼鐵，港女睇唔起佢亦好正常。
2. PETER本身都係有問題嫁啦，正如YOUTUBE中阿GILL話：講野一舊舊，唔識性挑逗。搞掂自己先講溝女啦。
2. 補習個條女都未見過大蛇柯尿，三萬蚊係唔少，但係唔需要大搖大擺咁高調話自己叻話自己掂，好明顯佢係一個港女啦，睇唔起D搵錢少過佢既男人。我可以想像佢同一個GOLDEN傾計時跟同一個STEEL傾計時既分別，就發LUN晒姣同STINKY WEST之天淵之別。
3. 電乜9車男，我都唔明呢個terms有乜咁特別，鍾意動漫既人何止千萬，何必以遍蓋全。
4. 點解唔搵D九公做下interview，係咪唔出得街？冇九公何來咁多港女？就算唔搵D九公都可以搵返D正常D既男人，或者搵個月入三萬的。
5. 班健身教練以為自己好撚形，個個o個樣都差唔多，暗示形既定義是如此嗎？吾以為實熟形是形，不過是也母形。

anyway, what the programs told us it is just a game of matching not about love or how to build up a relationship with partner. that interviewee peter really pathetic his soul is just like distorted but not his fault maybe the fault of the trends the fault of the society? who knows.

What is love anyway? what do you care if you love someone? maybe the reality proved too much that it is stupid, we should better find someone rich, at least rich can guarantee something. but i am not that type.

講女

SOURCE: 頭條日報

有女性雜誌希望我在情人節前，分享人生最動人的情話。原以為這是很容易應付的訪問，結果我想了半天，才能找到答案。

我年少時愛看愛情小說，要到大學時期才初嚐戀愛滋味。有次我問初戀情人﹕「有朝一日我們結婚，你會將所有收入交給我嗎﹖」他想也不想便答﹕「不可能﹗你的（錢）是你的，我的（錢）是我的，家庭開支到時各自分擔。」

聽到他的答案，心裏忽然有把聲音跟我說﹕「此人嫁不得。」我想，錢財身外物，連金錢也可以分得那麼清楚，仍然要有所保留的話，將來他要隱瞞的事還有很多。

後來，遇到第二任男友，拍拖數月後我也問他同一條問題﹕「他朝有日我們結婚，你會將所有收入交給我嗎﹖」男友答道﹕「好的﹗拿去吧﹗」那時他的收入是我的兩倍，結果我們拍拖半年就決定結婚，今天我們的婚姻已踏入第十年。

我把這個故事說給那雜誌的女記者聽，她沉默了一會，過了良久才激動的跟我說﹕「你的故事……他說的情話……真的很特別……實在令人太感動。」我看到她反應那麼大，便順道的問﹕「你有沒有拍拖﹖」她說﹕「還沒有。」接覑她又問我﹕「你丈夫真的把所有收入交給你嗎﹖」我答﹕「是的﹗」她又開始哽咽。

情話可以很甜蜜，卻不一定能夠兌現。若有人肯為你毫無保留地付出所有，那麼你還在等甚麼﹖

《愛的承諾》張慧慈

即係話講完一大篇野都係講錢，但係又比藉口話自己唔係。生命中最動人既野，只不過係你老公願唔願意比晒D錢你。並唔係對自己關心同體恤。睇錢每個人都唔同，好似愛一樣。但係張主播一開波就猛咁落藥，否認晒睇錢比較重要或者唔比晒D錢佢既男性，仲要佢同第一個男友時大家都係大學，未搵錢之餘，見識又唔夠，一下只問人比晒D錢自己，係咪有點兒多左？就算答左你好都未必係真心啦！可能基於想食而答係又另一問題。如果當時我係佢條仔我會答：比條毛你咩？

之後佢第二個男友，即現今老公，同一個問題二話不說就話好，比晒D錢你！比着我聽到都好感動，一來係佢真係不分你我，二來佢收入係我兩倍喎！只可以講有男人鍾意比老婆管晒自己D野，有人唔係，張小姐遇着個滿足到呢個要求既男人，咪算囉，係度高談闊論9UP咩愛的承諾。學林記話，含唔含丫？係咪唔含即係唔愛先？唔係，不過，含左先啦。用錢同愛掛鉤都幾底死，藉口就係不分你我！

張主播既野我睇唔多，係咪呃飯食唔撚知，但佢講野時充滿自信不惑，有少少意氣風發既樣實在有點兒難頂。港唔港女見人見智啦，佢成左名，無論講乜做乜都，錯或對，都只會引來話題，所以做邊行都一樣，最緊要打響個名堂！

買家俬

終於拎左新屋鎖匙，星期六去睇左家俬，星期日打掃左一輪。

其實我都係扮下玩下，主要係我老豆老母搞掂，我咩都唔在行，不過盡下力都要既。

粗粗地買住D家俬入伙先，之後有錢咪最搞下花園。

老豆老母雖然好煩，但都係為我地好姐，有時會對佢地好冇耐性，我咁講好似好諒解咁，但有時真係好X難頂的！忍唔住都要博下咀咁。我呢D不佳。X呀X打你兩拳咩。話時話，我老豆老母真係越老越長氣，煩過乜。

二弟話要同女友同狗回歸，我都冇咩所謂。開頭同老母講好反對，但對住佢又講唔出口，算把啦我都係。

我諗呢度搞好應該會幾靚的。

有感情就會一生一世嗎?

the answer is simple NO！

就再婉惜有用嗎？答案都係NO。

點解？好簡單，要生活唔係一定只要有感情，仲要有條件。邊個愛邊個，邊個唔愛邊個，都可能唔及錢咁重要。因為媚俗，幸福既定義好似一定要有一個好盛大既婚禮，好多人祝福自己咁，跟住搵好多錢或者本身已經好撚有錢，生好多仔女，去下旅行嘆下世界咁。我咁講唔係要話我唔媚俗，現代社會每個人都有，只係程度不一。我都想行得走行去下旅行嘛。媚俗唔係錯，不過唔好當幸福係必然就好了。咩係感情？要好理性好客觀去講咩係感情其實已經係錯。我同佢有感情，可能只係我個人既感覺，對方唔一定一樣，即使一樣，感情既野唔係永恒既鑽石，會隨時間而轉變，或者對方冇以前你識個陣咁正已經係一大理由。要講既係感情唔係一生一世，兩人要一生一世除感情﹝或感覺﹞應該仲需要更多諒解同包容﹝包含都得﹞。所以婉惜有9用咩。正如張家煇講：你唔信就咪7問喇！

如果講聽到D咁感性既歌詞會感動既可能都被人笑ON9，不過對唔住，我有。我諗我D隊友都有。咁講好似好膚淺，因為我地好似未知一生一世係咩一回事﹝問下CP可能知，佢咁撚好仔﹞，或者做人既野唔好諗太多，食左先講都未必係錯，不過如果係咁就唔好食唔到係度咸係度叫，因為食唔到呢件都係會食第二件。當然要扮頹要失落既時間總會有，起碼唔好係三分鐘。

屌，睇到舊人既相心情都會好撚肉酸，唔係話咩，要扮冇野個下難過嘛，WDKLM。有時都好撚唔鍾意FB有D咁既功能，佢好地地冇咩，知道有咩唔開心唔順你又乜撚都做唔到，還不如不知好過。我都係感情既動物丫！﹝SOBBING﹞

飲左兩杯，9UP下姐。不喜勿插。

放狗

最近冇咩做，放下狗囉。同親姐夫一齊打牌都輸，頂佢，真係好黑。話時話呢條不佳，平時做野唔見佢咁熱心，一約打牌即刻唔同晒，前一個鐘係咁打比我叫我唔好遲到，呢D絶種好男人真係......

R.I.P. Mr. Edward Poon

i think no one will expect me to write anything for edward even myself cannot believe that. but really feel disastrous and upset when knowing his death. he was definitely a good man a good leader from my previous company. i respect him so much in my heart but i better not show up for every event for him cos just think i should not.

"one by one only the good die young, he is only flying too close to the sun we will remember forever."

just remember what fat wai said before: when we are young we will attend people's wedding banquet that probably you dont want to go, when we are getting older we will attend other's funeral that we must not want to go. and that is true.

舊相重溫

1. 我的外國好友。實際上亦師亦友。

2. 大學時代至今的好友們。實際係最佳損友。

3. 呢D咪叫有姿勢又有實際囉！

4. 飲管比賽，CATHY係我當時想識的一個女仔，但最後被一位叫阿九的KO。

5. 我呢D仆街做O'CAMP組爸。睇到都想打佢兩獲。

6. 我第一份工FAREWELL時影的，計唔到有CARMAN同PICKY同時出現。

7. 畢業照。應該係姐夫的。

8. 以前我地好鍾意講既姐舅，但而家只剩下三名九西加個好仔。

to be with you (by the sentimental animals)

this is scrapped, but just for fun gei, and that maybe our milestone, who knows? no gei, without any formal training/learning just play ha play that is ga la, especially jeff he really sings like a shit really difficult to bend him to join.

wonderwall

new guitar new amplifier new mobile phone new song to me woho!

if you dont understand please xxxx off

It is always good to have time to be alone to think and write. Without any topics without any rules, without any pressure we can write or talk very freely. Not just expressing ourselves but it's also a kind of self-appreciation? alright we all need to be valued in certain extent. thanks for everyone who reads this rubbish or try to leave me comment but even without comment i think i will keep on and most important is that is a place totally belong to me not anyone. and if you don't understand please piss off.

now i am sitting alone in a cafe with my iced cappuccino and there is a very charming girl sitting right in front of me. i can't help just staring on her. And on the other side there is an annoying agent talking with her client about the insurance plan or something. It is funny to observe someone's behavior like that as u are just like a person who is not existing in this place.

Emails - what I mostly spend my working time on it. but what it is about besides some words or numbers? I think it is nothing. It is about money only. it is funny to think why we need to earn so much money. it is meaningless to tell how many digits in your account if you have no way to use it. Really no way? I can get many toys I like if i am rich as hell! we all keep working and striving for our future. to buy houses, cars, stocks and bonds and so on. but what is next? more houses, more cars more stocks and bonds? it cannot fill your heart anyway. (maybe most people does) I do prefer spending more time with someone i love (family and friends). what i found is it is always wrong if you emphasize love more than doing it. or love must be announced? that is why i tag "what is love anyway" here.

so now apart from those childhood friends, all sentimental animals come along together and form a rubbish team. and what we want is just fun. yup just for fun. bought a 5k Godin A6 Ultra electric plus acoustic guitar recently with taxi! woho Amp will be delivery this friday hopefully we will play something differently! again if you dont understand please piss off.

too much love will kill you

I'm just the pieces of the man I used to be
Too many bitter tears are raining down on me
I'm far away from home
And I've been facing this alone
For much too long
I feel like no-one ever told the truth to me
About growing up and what a struggle it would be
In my tangled state of mind
I've been looking back to find
Where I went wrong
Too much love will kill you
If you can't make up your mind
Torn between the lover
And the love you leave behind
You're headed for disaster
'cos you never read the signs
Too much love will kill you
Every time
I'm just the shadow of the man I used to be
And it seems like there's no way out of this for me
I used to bring you sunshine
Now all I ever do is bring you down
How would it be if you were standing in my shoes
Can't you see that it's impossible to choose
No there's no making sense of it
Every way I go I'm bound to lose
Too much love will kill you
Just as sure as none at all
It'll drain the power that's in you
Make you plead and scream and crawl
And the pain will make you crazy
You're the victim of your crime
Too much love will kill you
Every time
Too much love will kill you
It'll make your life a lie
Yes, too much love will kill you
And you won't understand why
You'd give your life, you'd sell your soul
But here it comes again
Too much love will kill you
In the end...
In the end.

when i find you

我想所有下雨天 我可這樣凝望你
我想跟你明日昨天 一起吻晨曦
我心一向沒變遷 我不當是遊戲
世間爭先要新鮮 我只要你
難數清愛你幾多 只知每日更多
而你是燃亮這生的歌
靈魂再沒還欠什麼 當找到你
如若話別日子不知怎過
我想於世上每天 你准我在旁伴你
我想跟你同行互牽 一起笑和悲
這雙肩膊為你堅 有風有浪仍護你
世間爭先要新鮮 我只要你
我想一起過陰天兩天和晴天

general

very lazy recently haven't wrote anything for so long. actually nothing really worth to mark down.(really nothing? you ask heart?) generally everything goes well, got the first payment(so plan to buy the first electric guitar! woho!), bought new house thought not by my money and my left ankle is much more better than before now can jump again. really not bad huh.

just thinking of one thing, taxi forwards what fat yuen posted in facebook that is "a sweet and wonderful honeymoon" and he said will diu 9 me if i do the same. (yup he really used this word) people generally accept that that is everyone should have a century wedding and announce to everybody who loves who. sometimes it works but sometimes it just like a show without any passion and make it become meaningless. maybe we are just jealous and we will somehow do the same action? i suppose not. whatever i wont do that pretentious things which waste money and time. i mean if only for a show i definitely refuse to do so. should love be announced? maybe marriage not represents love it involves many things. or just find someone who is suitable to be together? sorry i am nw.

i like to use general as the topic of the passage as i received so many emails using this word as topic from clients recently. so what you suppose to get from general conversation? of course nothing.

"There are many things that i would like to say to you but I don't know how!" <--- very good line from Wonderwall by Oasis.

2009了

2009年的第一篇寫的東西，沒有主題，沒有構思，最好寫下剛發生的鎖碎事。

第一件是肥丸大婚了，當日做兄弟的我悶了一整天，大部份時間都在等，但可以告訴我，等什麼呢？看到依舊喜歡社交的「好仔」在取笑某人時我真的感到很難過，因為他似乎沒變。他面容扭曲的表情和歇斯底里的笑聲讓人感到很不安。對不起，我應該將我的焦點放在一對新人身上，可是我比較對真實的事感興趣，「好仔」的表情的真的，肥丸的美好婚禮不能算假，但亦屬流於面表，很多事情都很造作，難道說句我愛你就會一生一世嗎？但不要怪他，因為這事本來都是這樣。碰到一些舊同學，大家都是談些鎖碎事，最常聽到是誰結婚誰生仔的話題﹝對於我這種單身寡仔是一種無奈﹞。當日很平淡的過去了，很累很無聊，早上六點出發到晚上十二點歸家。

第二件比較開心的，我帶了狗狗遊車河，從家出發到東涌。狗狗很聽話，全程都很安定坐下，像人乘車沒兩樣。偶然在路上旁邊的車看到我車裡有狗也會向我笑一下，像跟我說你的狗很乖。多虧我弟弟把牠調教得那麼服從，要不然的話還未到沙田我已經撐不住要節返，更不用說東涌。很安全的到達了，會合了Moyee後，幫牠繫上頸帶，帶水，報紙，便開始散步了。東涌的地方不錯，很空曠很舒適，只是離市區遠了點吧。對不起，我沒找短燊，因為一想起他的屋比狗窩還亂已打消找他的念頭，更何況我是約好了Moyee呢。﹝最後回程狗狗終撐不住，嘔了，我對牠不起，讓牠受苦了。﹞

最後是發生在今天，家人說要買樓了。買的是我現在隔壁的一間而已，因為地形問題很早以前已經想買，但業主不出售，直至近來收到消息此樓盤已放地產，所以我爸媽便二話不說的買下。訂金已付，現在應該沒什麼事情想了，他們將會忙於設計新居，而我呢？名義上樓是我的，但我從來都不表態什麼我想做什麼我不想做，原因很簡單，只要他們喜歡，那就行了。